SWINE NIRVANA

Well lemme tell ya somethin', friend, when you step foot in Hog Heaven, life is all about the good times. It's a place where pork chops are always cookin' and the mud pits are never empty. We got ridges of slop, troughs overflowing with feed, and piglets runnin' free as a bird. You can devote your days snoozin', or throw yourself into some good ol'